This is the first in what I expect to be a large collection of “What is Wrong With These People?” stories.
Via the NY Daily News:
A couple in Norwell, MA, who were upset about their Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) order taking too long, started using profanities towards the employees. When a man asked them to stop cursing for the sake of the children nearby, the couple proceeded to attack the man, leaving him with cuts on his eyelids and wrists.
The male of the pair (age 31) was arrested and charged with assualt and battery with a dangerous weapon, the female (age 24) has been ordered to appear on assault and battery charges.